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almost-somewhere:

That awkward moment when my blog is ignored by everyone!
Maybe if I start offering cake things will be different……

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

illwriteyournameonabullet:

wakeofhearts:

okleave:

this is so relevant i just

Help

me right now

illwriteyournameonabullet:

wakeofhearts:

okleave:

this is so relevant i just

Help

me right now

frontporchstxp:

"you are what you eat" so i guess i’m human

Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

clappsu:

girl-a:


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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS


this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

 WHOAH.

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GUYS, JUST DO IT.